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LAME! I know, condemn me. =P

Anyway, here’s the latest of the Spice phenomenon to hit our universe.

It’s the advert for Tesco’s Christmas campaign. In the ad, the Spice Girls all shop for Christmas gifts for one another at the store and then try to hide from each other as they are buying things for one another from that store. It’s kind of weird and looks really staged, but because it’s the SPICE GIRLS, I love it hahahaha 😀

The following questions and answers were collated from recent British GCSE exams (16 year-olds). [Source- Spress Student Newspapers]

EARTH SCIENCE:
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

BIOLOGY
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer foes it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condomimium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term Caesarean Section.
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

RELIGIOUS EDUCATION
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.

LOLLLLL!!!! hahahahahha!! Classic…and I thought I wrote really stupid answers to my psychology exam paper today. This makes me feel a whole lot better =D

EVERY BOY, EVERY GIRL! SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!!! AHHHHHHHH…!! SLAM IT TO THE LEFT, IF YOU’RE HAVING A GOOD TIME….

Spice Girls are bbbaaackkk!! And here’s a sneak peek at their new video for their single “Headlines (Friendships Never End)”.


Personally, I think that it sucks. Come on girls! Where’s the “girl power” gone? The peace signs? The hyper jumping around, sporty spice kicking and scary spice growling?!! All I see in this video is posing, posing, more posing and showing off of your body parts while you croon about headlines. I want action! I want energy!! Not a song that I will fall asleep to and an equally boring video!! But damn girls, milfs much? Posh spice is 33, Scary spice is 32, Baby spice is 31, Sporty is 33 and Ginger is 35. What the? When I’m that age, I hope I look like them. 😛

However, having said that, I STILL AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE THE SPICE GIRLS!! (and I do admit that I’m falling in love with this song, it’s growing on me. Shame about the video though).

SOOOOO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANNNNTT. I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT….

WOOOHOOO!!!

…to be continued

Yesterday was the last day of classes for us year 12’s FOREVER!!! *sniffs*

Fourteen years of schooling -if I include kindergarten. Wow, 14, that’s like, MY WHOLE LIFE!! I can’t believe how fast it’s flown by. I still remember my first day of high school, year 7 where everyone stuck with their own primary school friends and didn’t mix becuase everyone was at a shy and gawky stage of their lives. And then year 10. When I transferred to my current school. Shit guys, I’ve been at my current school for only three years but it feels like 10 years. I love you all so much and don’t want to leave!! 😦

Well, before I start babbling on and crying over my laptop, I have to say how awesome it’s been knowing each and everyone of you guys. Even though I probably didn’t get to know some of you as well as I would’ve liked to, I STILL LOVE YOU!! =D haha

Anyway, as I was saying, yesterday was the last day of classes for us, and we also had ayear 12 concert which was TOTALLY random and unplanned. But thank GOD it turned out quite well! Even though there were a few awkward bits here and there -mostly due to my hosting when I didn’t think before I spoke (woops, sorry =]) but yeah! It was fun! Oh, and before I forgot, it was free dress day and everyone looked awesome!

I’ll post a few photo’s from yesterday and the past few days of this week. And if I can at a later date, I’ll include some clips of the concert.

Oh, and check out the reception where we’re going to have out formal. It’s called Merrimu Receptions. CAN’T WAIT! *squeaks*

Okay, so my incompetencies with technology is shining through again today. For some stupid reason, I can’t add this link onto my blogroll. And I really want to because I think it’s hilarious and EVERYONE should read it =D

So, READ THIS! It’s just basically a really randomly funny blog that started up a couple of days ago, however, the people behind it, are actually now, quite infamous. The person this blog is named after –Damith– is a funny, average (well, depends what you define as average lol) guy who basically breathes magic. No seriously, you should see him in action, lol, he is AWESOME. If I can, I’ll try to upload a video of him doing something on here. Anyway, the other fellow goes by the name of ‘anonymous’. Weird, I know. However, this ‘anonymous’ guy has gained quite a reputation over at my school as he blogged about what was happening in and around my school and well as quite a few people. Some people may have said that he went too far, some agreed with him and went along for the ride. Nevertheless, even though there were quite a few of us who liked that blog, it was shut down by blogspot, after someone who couldn’t take a joke complained.

Ahh well, all is well now as they have collaborated and now started up a new blog site. Called Damith”s Weblog. Original name huh? Haha 😛

If you do decide to read it, please don’t take anything seriously, they’re just having some fun. Oh, it does provide as a interesting and funny procrastination source.

hahahahahaha!! I couldn’t stop laughing when I read this!! It’s from Jezebel and the article was originally about how older sisters used to terrorize their younger sisters, however, as the comments went on, it turned more into how older siblings used to (and still do) terrorize their younger counterparts. Or in some cases (such as my own), younger siblings would turn around and terrorize us, much more intelligent and sophisticated older siblings. 😛

Absolutely hilarious. Biggest crack up. I could relate to (nearly) every single one of those comments. However, I wasn’t as crazy as Kona who “After watching some show or another on TV, I decided that I really needed to become a knife thrower. This of course had to be practiced on someone. I was able to convince my little sister to stand in front of a door while I threw kitchen knives at her head, but eventually she realized that was a bad idea, at which point I would just randomly throw them at her as she was walking around the house.

Glass Ball thingyLOLOLOL!!! That’s some crazy shit right there! And I thought I was bad! LOL! The worst thing that I ever did, that I remember of anyway, was sort-of-on-purpose accidentally smashing one of those crystal ball things (you know the glass ball things that have little statue thingy’s inside them, and when you shake it around, glitter flies around inside it? -great description I know, the pic above is a feeble google search by me to show you what I mean) anyway, I smashed that on her forehead and to cut a long long long loooonnngg story short, the glass broke (cos she has a big head and all…I’m not kidding, I don’t call her moon head for nothing y’know), the glass went everywhere, her forehead wouldn’t stop bleeding, I panicked and since my mum was in the bathroom a couple of meters away, I knew that if my sister cried, she would hear her and I would get into DEEP SHIT, so I kept telling her to “SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!” and then ran to the toilet to get wads of toilet paper which I then tried to mop up the blood with. Needless to say, the blood went everywhere so she cried like crazy and I was shitting myself. My mum came in a couple of minutes later because she had a face mask on and wanted to scare us, instead of her jumping in the room and her scaring us, she jumped in the room, yelled “BOO!”, saw my sister, screamed, yelled at me, panicked and blah blah blah…more yelling, more panicking and in the end, we ended up in the emergency ward of the local hospital. Four hours of bored waiting later, my sister emerged with glass fragments tweezed out of her forehead and four stitches. Oh how I laugh about it now, but trust me, I wasn’t laughing back then. Ah well, I was what? Eleven? 😀

*sniggers*

For my English SAC (School Assessed Coursework) I have to do two creative writing pieces. But seeing as I am creatively-challenged, I’m not even going to venture onto the path of a short story. If I did, it would probably turn out to be suspiciously similar to Harry Potter. I might even call it, “Tom Smith and the boy who died.” hmm…not a bad idea actually, LoL, no, I joke, I’d probably get my arse kicked by the teachers and fail english =| not good, seeing as I’m aiming for something ridiculously high.

Anyway, I’m thinking about writing a series of blog posts, maybe about 5 or so, for part 1 of the SAC. But on what?! *sighs* Maybe fashion? …what else is there to write about? Oh god, how annoying. THEN, there’s the other half to worry about. I was going to write a review on Cirque Du Soleil ‘Vakerai’ (OMG!! IT’S AWESOME!! YOU GUYS HAVE TO WATCH IT IF YOU GET THE CHANCE!!!), BUT since I’m already writing a blog which is in the same category as the reviews, I can’t. Which sucks. Big time. WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO?! *sighs*

…I wish I knew how to put Youtube clips on here. But since I don’t, here’s a short clip from Varekai, “Icarian Games”and my favourite act, the Russian Swings.

Varekai -Slippery Surface Varekai -Icarian Games
Slippery Surface       
Icarian Games

The story of Varekai.

“Deep within a forest, at the summit of a volcano, exists an extraordinary world—a world where something else is possible. A world called Varekai.

From the sky falls a solitary young man, and the story of Varekai begins. Parachuted into the shadows of a magical forest, a kaleidoscopic world populated by fantastical creatures, this young man sets off on an adventure both absurd and extraordinary. On this day at the edge of time, in this place of all possibilities, begins an inspired incantation to life rediscovered.

The word varekai means “wherever” in the Romany language of the gypsies the universal wanderers. This production pays tribute to the nomadic soul, to the spirit and art of the circus tradition, and to the infinite passion of those whose quest takes them along the path that leads to Varekai.”

Varekai -Russian Swings Varekai -Triple Trapeze
Russian Swings       
Triple Trapeze

The world of Varekai is magical. As soon as you walk into the big top, you feel as though you’ve entered another world. A world where anything can happen. The colours are amazing, the costumes are masterpieces and the acts are simply jaw droppingly breathtaking.

Most circus acts that I’ve seen, you know it’s a circus, you feel like your at the circus and it’s even got that “circus air” about it. However, Varekai is something else. It makes you totally forget that your even at the circus. With no animals invovled, the acrobats manage to pull off flawless stunts that are beyond belief. In one act, there are five men who continuously flip each other into aerial loops using only their feet (Icarian Games), then in another dazzling spectacle, Irina Naumenko balances on canes turning upside down, inside out, the wrong way around, making it all seem oh-so-easy. Critics have praised Irina as the worlds most talented contortionist. And they are right. Seeing her in action almost makes you weak at the knees, with your mouths gaping open, staring at her freshly cooked spaghetti-like body.

The intensity from the audience combined with the extreme focus from the performers emits a kind of bzz right throughout the show. This is by far the best circus I have seen. No wait, not just the best circus, but best performance I have ever seen. A must see for anyone and everyone. 50/10 🙂