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Hello Kitty condoms

So tell me, what do you think these Hello Kitty things are? Lollies? Nope. Lollipops? Nope. Blow up balloons? You could say so. THEY ARE FREAKING CONDOMS!! LOLOLOLLL!!!

Who the hell? What the hell? Never mind my own innate hate for Hello Kitty and all things Hello Kitty related-which doesn’t really make sense because I’m Asian, but let’s not get sidetracked, but whhhhattt??

I mean come on guys, I know all Hello Kitty fanatics are all a bit “in the head” anyway, and when it comes to thinking rationally and logically, they aren’t particularly well known for it, but HELLO KITTY CONDOMS?! ROFL

These are obviously quite disturbing. Imagine coming home with these, “Hooonneyy! I’m hoooommmee!! And look what the kitty dragged in? ;)” err…not cool. Imagine that, in the heat of the moment, your partner -female or male- pulls out a Hello Kitty  condom and enthusiastically puts it on. Um..the last place I would like to see Hello Kitty staring up at me is down there.

Another thing, just how unmanly would it be to have Hello Kitty down there, with your female counterpart giving you compliments on just how “cute that is!!” Then having to stop in the middle of doing it multiple times because the Hello Kitty fanatic wants to see “how cute it is” again and again would pretty much take the joy and pleasure out of the evening. Not to mention the “feel of the moment”.

And last but not least, when a guy puts a condom on, he pretty much has a single thought on his mind. This does not include putting on different Hello Kitty condoms as if it were a fashion show.

*shudders*

TO HELL WITH HELLO KITTY!!! …I never liked the damn freaky-ass-kitten-looking-thing anyway…

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I can safely say that along with the rest of the female population, I have a shoe addiction. I love shoes. The beautiful, the weird, the wonderful. The fat, the ugly, the small ones, the big ones. I love them all. I’m a very accepting person. 😛

Check these babies out:

alessandro deil’acqua milan ss08

My heart goes out to the models who had to walk down the runway with these. [Alessandro Deil’Acqua -Milan ss08]

Prada milan ss08

Whoa. Reminds me of when I was in kindergarten and the teacher let me loose with the PVA glue and the craft box filled with fabric and pom-poms. [Prada -Milan ss08]

Junko Shimada Fall/Winter 2007

Marc Jacobs anyone? But no, not Marc Jacobs. These are actually Junko Shimada. Way higher “heel” than Marc Jacobs too. [Junko Shimada Fall/Winter 2007]

Marc Jacobs NY ss08

I know, I know, everyone’s probably already seen these, but I can’t get over them! They’re so AWESOME!! The colour, the style, everything!! Though I’m thinking the chiropractor would probably stone me for wearing these. [Marc Jacobs -New York ss08]

BjorkBjork

How cute are they? They would totally make an outfit. Even just a simple jeans and white singlet thrown on with a pair of these and you’d be sparkling. [Bjork shoes from Fornarina]

Marc Jacobs

Look at the heel!! The straps!! EVERYTHING!! AHH!! *squeals* [Marc Jacobs -don’t know what collection]

Christian Louboutin orange alligator ss08

Oh.My.Gosh. I am in LOVE! AHH!! *dreamy sigh* The famous red-soled Christian Louboutin’s. But wait, there’s more!

Christian Louboutin

Oh God, I could be here all day drooling and uploading these. [Both Christian Louboutin. Top one ss08]

Dolce & Gabbana

Like WHOA! S&M much? I love it. The design duo Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana continually pump out the most daring and striking fashion out there. Making “stars look like stars”? Definately. Too bad us common folk don’t have the $$ of the stars. [Dolce & Gabbana Fall/Winter 08]

Omg, I want them all!! And more! Even though I probably wouldn’t wear some, I still want them! 😛

wtf

Are you serious?!

Actually, now that I think about it, I actually CAN imagine some girls wearing this type of…monstrosity. I don’t even want to call it a piece of clothing, garment. It’s just plain, slutty! Admit it,all of you out there reading this can actually think of a few girls who would relish this kind of thing. Because I sure can.

I wonder what was going on in the mind of the person who designed this. *shivers*